If you don’t have a plumbus in your home, then you’re in the minority – Everyone has a plumbus in their home. There’s no need for a product description as a these things are self explanatory. It’s like trying to explain what a smart phone is right? This Plumbus is made with the highest quality Dingle Bop.

If you don’t want to buy a Plumbus, heres how to make one:

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then…repurposed for later batches.

They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.

Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it…and spits on it.

They cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way.

The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the…plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with…a regular old plumbus.

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